I'd Like To Introduce You To A Frond Of Mine

Sigh, I had always envisaged using that gag as an opening line in a stand-up comedy routine, but John wanted a pun, so there it is.

It's been pretty much a year since I last posted so if anyone is still regulary checking this site, thankyou from the bottom of my Sfida sneakers. I apologise for not writing for so long, but I lost the passion for it. To be honest I'm not sure I have it back yet, but I've linked my MySpace page here and I want to give the eager punters something have a geez at.

Q. Why dod the scientist go to the fair?

A. To go on the Sodium Claw Ride!