Daily and Knightley

Alright, so it's just after midnight, I've just got home from an afternoon shift at work, I'm cleaning the teeth and what pops into my head? The fact that I don't really like Keira Knightley, but I'd respect her more if she did some kind of musical comedy, preferrably with a cockney accent. I mean I'm not asking much, just a bit of rhyming slang and some songs with the word geezer in them. Look at her in that picture, smug and comfortable in her 'uptown girl' world. C'mon Keira, get out of your Tony Blair, jump in you Kareem Abdul Jabbar and give us a ding dong. It's why you Max Factors get paid all that Becks and Posh for. Now if you excuse me, I've gotta go for an Ogden Nash.